English is DEFINITELY NOT this sites first language
Okay, I have seen some manglish sites in my time--you know what I mean, sites that were written in some language other than English and then run through a translator... Well, this one takes the cake. Have a look at www.guitarready.com. Pretty damn funny if you read it out loud.
Here's a small sample:
Since the bass is belike digit of the most favourite instruments in the world, there are plentitude of grouping who poverty to wager it. And whenever theres a student, theres a teacher.
Its genuine that there are whatever bass teachers discover there who conceive the exclusive artefact to right wager bass is finished a teacher. And to whatever extent, I empathise with them. Theres so whatever scheme to wager bass nowadays, it crapper be hornlike for a bass pedagogue to attain a living.
I would absolutely LOOOOVVVEEE to be able to use "it crapper be hornlike for a bass pedagogue to attain a living" in a sentence sometime... :)
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